I don't have my camera on me to send pictures, but, in honor of Elder Ditty, I will now share some of my favorite Elder Ditty quotes, with absolutely no context!
"I'm gonna marry a mormon honey... Have lot's of babies..."
"1000 grieven and 5 Ukrainian teenage girls later, I mailed my package to America."
"Unfortunately, one is now a prostitute, and the other is faking a temperature to avoid us..."
"How are you going to know if Satan's out there?"
"You're drunk! That's a sin! You need to repent and get help in your life!"
"I hate gorgeous women!"
"President, can we go to prison?"
"We got monies!"
That's Elder Ditty. We'll all miss him, I'm sure.
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